Show Notes 53 - 60

RELEASE THE CLOWNS 60 – Rescue Pets Redux.

SKETCH - Rescue Pets

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Gemma Layton (Sally), Holly Meechan (Anne), Phil Whelans (Somellier), Alex Marion (Maitre D)

SFX from: SoundDogs

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 59.

 INTRO – Niagara Falls

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Gemma Layton, Nick Hildred Holly Meechan, Alex Marion, Kasper Michaels

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – A Lost Classic

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Amy Holmes as Clara and Phil Nice as Hans Frei

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Air On A G String from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 2 – Release The Trains

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Phil Nice as Announcer, Karen Morden as Vicky, Alex Marion as Steve

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Inspector J – Train Passing, from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 3 – The Discovery

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as The Edge, Nick Hildred as Bono, Holly Meechan as Mrs Bono

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Office Pet

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Nigel, Dan Willis as Dan, Karen Morden as Helen

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Nightwatcher 98 – Office Ambience from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 5 – First Drafts

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Holly Meechan, Dan Willis, Gemma Layton as ‘Guard a loo’ people, Phil Nice as ‘Bloke getting crap thrown on his head’, Gemma Layton as Maid, Alex Marion as Thomas, Nick Hildred as Bill Shakespeare, Kasper Michaels as landlord. Everyone above plus Barnaby Edwards as ‘Street Sellers’

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Greensleeves from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

POST CREDITS

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Barnaby Edwards as Hamlet, Holly Meechan, Dan Willis, Gemma Layton, Nick Hildred, Alex Marion, Phil Nice as street sellers, Phil Nice as ‘Bloke getting crap thrown on his head’,

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Greensleeves from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 58 (Halloween Special).

 INTRO – Improvised by Nick Hildred and Alex Marion

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Exorcist

Written by: Andrew Kirkwood and Jamie Mcleish

Performed by: Gemma Layton as The Demon, Kasper Michaels as The Priest

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Promete – Angry cat hissing, Trautwein – cat purr (both from Freesound.org)

 

SKETCH 2 – Wake Up

Written by: Phil Nice

Performed by: Karen Morden as Sally, Alex Marion as Brian, Phil Nice as Paul

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – It’s Not Creepy 1

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Mr Shaw, Nick Hildred as Atkins, Alex Marion as Smedley

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, 13fPanska – starska – Michaela School Bell, Acclivity – School Playground (both from Freesound.org)

 

SKETCH 4 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Pop Goes The Weasel

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Jo Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Are We There Yet?

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Karen Morden as Alien Mum, Nick Hildred as Alien Dad, Dan Willis as Alien kid1, Amy Holmes as Alien kid2

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 6 – It’s Not Creepy 2

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Mr Shaw, Alex Marion as Smedley

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 7 – Bilious Zombies

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Diane, Dan Willis as Steve, Gemma Layton as Zombie Ada, Barnaby Edwards as Zombie Fred, Phil Whelans as Screaming Man

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 8 – It’s Not Creepy 3

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Mr Shaw, Karen Morden as Granny J, Alex Marion as Smedley

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Leafs67 – Creaking Rocking Chair 2, Laft2K – Wooden Stairs Creaky (both from Freesound.org)

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 57.

INTRO – On The Waterfront

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as Presenter, Nick Hildred as Marlon Brando, Kasper Michaels as Rod Steiger

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – St Patrick’s Day

Written by: Jamie Mcleish and Andrew Kirkwood

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Cerys, Alex Marion as Colin

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Traggeldy – Irish Pub The Cobblestone from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 2 – Voldemort Runner 1

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Kid, Gemma Layton as Mum, Nick Hildred as Lord Voldemort

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Second Body – Angry Cat Roo from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 3 – Aphorism Testing – The Flame That Burns

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Scientist 1, Alex Marion as Scientist 2 and Nick Hildred as Charlie

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Voldemort Runner 2

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Dave, Alex Marion as Andy, Nick Hildred as Lord Voldemort

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 5 – Kids are the Future

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Gemma Layton as Heather/Shiloh, Alex Marion as Bill/kevin, Holly Meechan as Abigail/Alfie, Nick Hildred as Voice Over

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 6 - Voldemort Runner 3

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Manager, Holly, Gemma, Alex, Nick, Phil, Kasper as Team, Nick Hildred as Lord Voldemort

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 7 – Phrases 3

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Bob, Karen Morden as Mum, Alex Marion as Dad, Phil Nice as Guard,

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

POST CREDITS

Voldemort Runner 4

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Pru Leith, Holly, Gemma, Alex, Nick, Phil, Kasper as crowd

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 56.

 INTRO – Good News

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as Dennis, Holly Meechan as Angie, Nick Hildred as Bob

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – A Chilling Investigation

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Phil Nice as Gov, Alex Marion as Lewis, Holly Heechan as Jane/Daisy, Gemma Layton as Daisy’s Mum/Commander Gateau, Nick Hildred as Mr Whippy, Kasper Michaels as Reporter,

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, nickpursehouse – High School playground dist from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 2 – Aphorism Testing – A Stitch in Time

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Jo Tilley as Scientist 1/Victim 3, Phil Whelans as Scientist 2, Nick Hildred as Victims 1, 4 and 7, Alex Marion as Victims 2, 5, 6, 8 and 9

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Great Meetings In History 1

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer/Explorer, Kasper Michaels as Stanley, Alex Marion as Livingstone,

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Pan14 foley footsteps desert boots sand from Freesound.org, Beethoven’s 9thSymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 4 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Owl and the Pussycat

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Great Meetings In History 2

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer/Greek, Kasper Michaels as Pheidippedes, Alex Marion as Militades,

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Beethoven’s 9thSymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 6 – Sidcup World of Sheds

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Ad Voice/Customer Darren, Gemma Layton as Becky Trimble/Customer Jane, Phil Nice as Gary McNab, Nick Hildred as John, Holly Meechan as Emma Beazeley/Beryl, Alex Marion as Alan

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, LW Dickens – Room Tone from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 7 – Great Meetings In History 3

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer/Random Human, Gemma Layton as Alien/Person of Earth, Alex Marion, Holly Meechan, Nick Hildred, Kasper Michaels as People of Earth, Phil Nice as ‘It wasn’t just me’ guy.

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Beethoven’s 9thSymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 55.

INTRO – Superman

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion, Nick Hildred and Gemma Layton

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Anti-Social Media 1

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Alice/Plop, Alex Marion as John, Kasper Michaels as Barry/Xerxes, Gemma Layton as Schwa/Tracy/Biba/Natasha, Phil Nice as Zak/Cabbie, Nick Hildred as Nigel

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 2 – Air Raisin

Written by: Michael Monkhouse

Performed by: Alex Marion as Customer, Nick Hildred as Travel Agent

SFX from: SoundDogs.com. kjackson – Change_1 from Freesound.org

 

SKETCH 3 – Anti-Social Media 2

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Alice/Plop, Alex Marion as John, Kasper Michaels as Barry/Xerxes, Gemma Layton as Schwa/Tracy/Biba/Natasha, Phil Nice as Zak/Cabbie, Nick Hildred as Nigel

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 4 – Line Dancing

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Karen Morden as Cheryl and Alex Marion as Rusty

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Music: Line Dancing from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 5 – Anti-Social Media 3

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Alice/Plop, Alex Marion as John, Kasper Michaels as Barry/Xerxes, Gemma Layton as Schwa/Tracy/Biba/Natasha, Phil Nice as Zak/Cabbie, Nick Hildred as Nigel

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 6 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Little Piggies

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Jo Tilley as announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 7 – The Hearing

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Phil Nice as Brian, Holly Meechan as Lynn, Alex Marion as Adrian, Gemma Layton as Mary Poppins, Nick Hildred as Burt

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

END CREDITS -

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Nick Hildred

SFX from: Music as start

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 54.

 It’s another compilation special, this time focussing on crime and punishment. Again, all sketches are detailed in their original shows here on the site, so sit back, relax and prepare for some criminal capers.

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 53.

This week’s show is a compilation special focussing on health. Sketches are taken from across the history of Release The Clowns, so you’ll find the details for the sketches in the original shows they came from.

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