RELEASE THE CLOWNS 60 – Rescue Pets Redux.
SKETCH - Rescue Pets
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Gemma Layton (Sally), Holly Meechan (Anne), Phil Whelans (Somellier), Alex Marion (Maitre D)
SFX from: SoundDogs
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 59.
INTRO – Niagara Falls
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Gemma Layton, Nick Hildred Holly Meechan, Alex Marion, Kasper Michaels
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – A Lost Classic
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Amy Holmes as Clara and Phil Nice as Hans Frei
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Air On A G String from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 2 – Release The Trains
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Phil Nice as Announcer, Karen Morden as Vicky, Alex Marion as Steve
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Inspector J – Train Passing, from Freesound.org
SKETCH 3 – The Discovery
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as The Edge, Nick Hildred as Bono, Holly Meechan as Mrs Bono
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Office Pet
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Nigel, Dan Willis as Dan, Karen Morden as Helen
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Nightwatcher 98 – Office Ambience from Freesound.org
SKETCH 5 – First Drafts
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Holly Meechan, Dan Willis, Gemma Layton as ‘Guard a loo’ people, Phil Nice as ‘Bloke getting crap thrown on his head’, Gemma Layton as Maid, Alex Marion as Thomas, Nick Hildred as Bill Shakespeare, Kasper Michaels as landlord. Everyone above plus Barnaby Edwards as ‘Street Sellers’
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Greensleeves from http://freesfx.co.uk
POST CREDITS
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Barnaby Edwards as Hamlet, Holly Meechan, Dan Willis, Gemma Layton, Nick Hildred, Alex Marion, Phil Nice as street sellers, Phil Nice as ‘Bloke getting crap thrown on his head’,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Greensleeves from http://freesfx.co.uk
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 58 (Halloween Special).
INTRO – Improvised by Nick Hildred and Alex Marion
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Exorcist
Written by: Andrew Kirkwood and Jamie Mcleish
Performed by: Gemma Layton as The Demon, Kasper Michaels as The Priest
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Promete – Angry cat hissing, Trautwein – cat purr (both from Freesound.org)
SKETCH 2 – Wake Up
Written by: Phil Nice
Performed by: Karen Morden as Sally, Alex Marion as Brian, Phil Nice as Paul
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – It’s Not Creepy 1
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Mr Shaw, Nick Hildred as Atkins, Alex Marion as Smedley
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, 13fPanska – starska – Michaela School Bell, Acclivity – School Playground (both from Freesound.org)
SKETCH 4 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Pop Goes The Weasel
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Jo Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Are We There Yet?
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Karen Morden as Alien Mum, Nick Hildred as Alien Dad, Dan Willis as Alien kid1, Amy Holmes as Alien kid2
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – It’s Not Creepy 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Mr Shaw, Alex Marion as Smedley
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 7 – Bilious Zombies
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Diane, Dan Willis as Steve, Gemma Layton as Zombie Ada, Barnaby Edwards as Zombie Fred, Phil Whelans as Screaming Man
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 8 – It’s Not Creepy 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Mr Shaw, Karen Morden as Granny J, Alex Marion as Smedley
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Leafs67 – Creaking Rocking Chair 2, Laft2K – Wooden Stairs Creaky (both from Freesound.org)
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 57.
INTRO – On The Waterfront
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Presenter, Nick Hildred as Marlon Brando, Kasper Michaels as Rod Steiger
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – St Patrick’s Day
Written by: Jamie Mcleish and Andrew Kirkwood
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Cerys, Alex Marion as Colin
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Traggeldy – Irish Pub The Cobblestone from Freesound.org
SKETCH 2 – Voldemort Runner 1
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Kid, Gemma Layton as Mum, Nick Hildred as Lord Voldemort
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Second Body – Angry Cat Roo from Freesound.org
SKETCH 3 – Aphorism Testing – The Flame That Burns
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Scientist 1, Alex Marion as Scientist 2 and Nick Hildred as Charlie
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Voldemort Runner 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Dave, Alex Marion as Andy, Nick Hildred as Lord Voldemort
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 5 – Kids are the Future
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Gemma Layton as Heather/Shiloh, Alex Marion as Bill/kevin, Holly Meechan as Abigail/Alfie, Nick Hildred as Voice Over
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 - Voldemort Runner 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Manager, Holly, Gemma, Alex, Nick, Phil, Kasper as Team, Nick Hildred as Lord Voldemort
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 7 – Phrases 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Bob, Karen Morden as Mum, Alex Marion as Dad, Phil Nice as Guard,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
POST CREDITS
Voldemort Runner 4
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Pru Leith, Holly, Gemma, Alex, Nick, Phil, Kasper as crowd
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 56.
INTRO – Good News
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Dennis, Holly Meechan as Angie, Nick Hildred as Bob
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – A Chilling Investigation
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Phil Nice as Gov, Alex Marion as Lewis, Holly Heechan as Jane/Daisy, Gemma Layton as Daisy’s Mum/Commander Gateau, Nick Hildred as Mr Whippy, Kasper Michaels as Reporter,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, nickpursehouse – High School playground dist from Freesound.org
SKETCH 2 – Aphorism Testing – A Stitch in Time
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Jo Tilley as Scientist 1/Victim 3, Phil Whelans as Scientist 2, Nick Hildred as Victims 1, 4 and 7, Alex Marion as Victims 2, 5, 6, 8 and 9
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Great Meetings In History 1
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer/Explorer, Kasper Michaels as Stanley, Alex Marion as Livingstone,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Pan14 foley footsteps desert boots sand from Freesound.org, Beethoven’s 9thSymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 4 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Owl and the Pussycat
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Great Meetings In History 2
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer/Greek, Kasper Michaels as Pheidippedes, Alex Marion as Militades,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Beethoven’s 9thSymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 6 – Sidcup World of Sheds
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Ad Voice/Customer Darren, Gemma Layton as Becky Trimble/Customer Jane, Phil Nice as Gary McNab, Nick Hildred as John, Holly Meechan as Emma Beazeley/Beryl, Alex Marion as Alan
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, LW Dickens – Room Tone from Freesound.org
SKETCH 7 – Great Meetings In History 3
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer/Random Human, Gemma Layton as Alien/Person of Earth, Alex Marion, Holly Meechan, Nick Hildred, Kasper Michaels as People of Earth, Phil Nice as ‘It wasn’t just me’ guy.
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Beethoven’s 9thSymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 55.
INTRO – Superman
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion, Nick Hildred and Gemma Layton
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Anti-Social Media 1
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Alice/Plop, Alex Marion as John, Kasper Michaels as Barry/Xerxes, Gemma Layton as Schwa/Tracy/Biba/Natasha, Phil Nice as Zak/Cabbie, Nick Hildred as Nigel
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Air Raisin
Written by: Michael Monkhouse
Performed by: Alex Marion as Customer, Nick Hildred as Travel Agent
SFX from: SoundDogs.com. kjackson – Change_1 from Freesound.org
SKETCH 3 – Anti-Social Media 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Alice/Plop, Alex Marion as John, Kasper Michaels as Barry/Xerxes, Gemma Layton as Schwa/Tracy/Biba/Natasha, Phil Nice as Zak/Cabbie, Nick Hildred as Nigel
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 4 – Line Dancing
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Karen Morden as Cheryl and Alex Marion as Rusty
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Music: Line Dancing from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 5 – Anti-Social Media 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Alice/Plop, Alex Marion as John, Kasper Michaels as Barry/Xerxes, Gemma Layton as Schwa/Tracy/Biba/Natasha, Phil Nice as Zak/Cabbie, Nick Hildred as Nigel
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 6 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Little Piggies
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Jo Tilley as announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – The Hearing
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Phil Nice as Brian, Holly Meechan as Lynn, Alex Marion as Adrian, Gemma Layton as Mary Poppins, Nick Hildred as Burt
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
END CREDITS -
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred
SFX from: Music as start
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 54.
It’s another compilation special, this time focussing on crime and punishment. Again, all sketches are detailed in their original shows here on the site, so sit back, relax and prepare for some criminal capers.
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 53.
This week’s show is a compilation special focussing on health. Sketches are taken from across the history of Release The Clowns, so you’ll find the details for the sketches in the original shows they came from.