Show Notes 48 - 52

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 52.

INTRO – Star Wars

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Obi Wan, Nick Hildred as Luke and Alex Marion as Han and Chewy

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Huawei Way

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Kasper Michaels

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 2 – Claude and Evangeline 1

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Claude and Karen Morden as Evangeline

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Gritty Edgy Important

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Alex Marion as Aiden, Phil Nice as Griff, Nick Hildred as Leon, Holly Meechan as ‘Corpse’ and Gemma Layton as Angela

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Claude and Evangeline 2

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Claude and Karen Morden as Evangeline

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Media Advdertising

Written by: Dan Willis

Performed by: Dan Willis as Ad Exec, Jo Tilley as Boardmember 1 and Nick Hildred as Boardmember 2

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 6 – Claude and Evangeline 3

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Nice as Claude and Karen Morden as Evangeline

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 7 – Lime of Duty

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Voice Over Guy, Alex Marion as Angry Liverpudlian/Shouty Cockney, Gemma Layton as Laconic Brummie, Phil Nice as Grizzled Irishman

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 8 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Georgie Porgie

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer and Nick Hildred as Mad Jo Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

  

SKETCH 9 – Book Lovers

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Phil Nice as Chairman, Karen Morden as Shauna, Alex Marion as Ronald, Nick Hildred as Derek and Kasper Michaels as Paul.

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

END CREDITS -

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Nick Hildred

SFX from: Music as start

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 51.

 INTRO – Improvised by Phil Nice

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Criminal Misinformation 1

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman, Jo Tilley as Lady Driver

SFX from: Freesound.org: Breviceps – road ambience passing cars. Rest from SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 2 – Would You Adam and Eve it

Written by: Martin Hyder and Phil Nice

Performed by: Martin Hyder as God, Phil Nice as Adam, Jo Tilley as Eve

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Criminal Misinformation 2

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman, Holly Meechan as Youth

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 4 – Aphorism Testing – If you’ve got your wealth

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Dan Willis as Scientist 1, Jo Tilley as Scientist 2, Karen Morden as Tamsin, Alex Marion as Pettigrew and Holly Meechan as Asafoetida

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Criminal Misinformation 3

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman, Holl

SFX from: Freesound.org: Breviceps – road ambience passing cars. Rest from SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 6 – Babysitter

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Suzannah, Alex Marion as Chris and Karen Morden as Jenny

SFX from: Freesound.org: Ferguido – steps on carpet; Jop9798 – footsteps on carpet; 4187appaloosa__caleb-gurgle2; Stevious 42 – baby laugh SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 7 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes – Mary Had a Little Lamb

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer and Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 8 – Rise of the Interns

Written by: Glory Lee

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Anchor, Holly Meechan as Chris the Intern, Karen Morden as Sharon,

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

END CREDITS - by Nick.

 

 

POST CREDITS

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman and Nick Hildred as Sergeant

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 50.

INTRO – Improvised by Alex Marion and Nick Hildred

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – A Flock of Zombies

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Nick Hildred (Voiceover guy), Alex Marion (Brian), Amy Holmes (Annie), Leni Pikrodafnis (TV News Anchor), Phil Whelans (Kurt), Karen Morden (Bird Lady)

SFX from: SoundDogs.com; glaneur-de-sons__pigeons-taking-off; beeproductive__pigeons-and-squabs: all from Freesound.org;

Music – Orchestral Suite; Scary Music – both from http://freesfx.co.uk

Reviews by: Varmints Podcast and Gamma Radio Podcast

 

SKETCH 2 In a World

Written by: Simon Littlefield

Performed by: Nick Hildred

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Reviews by: Ragbag Podcast and ABCD-Bagz

 

SKETCH 3 – Murder on the Orient Express (Rest of title withheld – spoiler alert!)

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Nick Hildred (Gravelly film guy), Phil Whelans (Hercules Poirot), Alex Marion (Urban Youth 1) , Marco Chiu (Urban Youth 2), Karen Morden (Dame Judy Dench)

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Reviews by: Murder Mile True Crime Podcast and Politics With Dummies

 

SKETCH 4 – Bill and Ted

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Tim Keeling (Voice Over guy), Alex Marion (Bill), Marco Chiu (Ted), Leni Pikrodafnis (Boss)

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, and Tomlija - photocopy machine - from Freesound.org

Music: Fast Lane from http://freesfx.co.uk

Reviews by: Comedy Geeks Sketch Podcast and Rough Giraffe

 

SKETCH 5 - Coriander Trailer

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Film Voice Guy, Karen Morden as Keira Knightly, Phil Whelans as Tom Hardy

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Music: Mozart’s 25thsymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk

Reviews by: Gravity Beard and Epic Film Guys

 

SKETCH 6 – Jonathan Livingstone Seagal

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Film Voiceover Guy, Phil Whelans as Jonathan Livingstone Seagal, Alex Marion as Arnie and Liam Neeson, Simon Littlefield as Bruce Willis and Dan Willis as Jason Statham.

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Reviews by: Sitcom Geeks and 2 Girls on a Bench

END CREDITS - Improvised by: Alex Marion and Nick Hildred

SFX from: Music as start

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 49. 

INTRO – Improvised by Alex Marion

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Medical Students

Written by: Robert Mills

Performed by:  Phil Whelans as Doctor, Alex Marion as Foster, Martin Hyder as Atkins and Phil Nice as Miller

SFX from: Freesound.org: lwdickens - room-tone-large-room-library; Others from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 2 – Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats 1

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Member Services

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Karen Morden as Becky, Nick Hildred as Steve, Alex Marion as Smith and Jo Tilley as Lana

SFX from: Freesound.org: CMorris – Thick bed cover sheet blanket ruffle. Other fx from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats 2

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Blinding Date

Written by: Phil Nice and Martin Hyder

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Shirley, Karen Morden as Stella, Martin Hyder as Keith and Phil Nice as Dave

SFX from: Freesound.org: Yap Audio Production – British pub ambience; Kinoton – leather sofa sit down stand up. Others from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 6 Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats 3

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

END CREDITS - by Nick

 

 

POST CREDITS - Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats Post Sig

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 48. 

INTRO – Improvised by Martin Hyder

Music – ‘Kitchen Band’ and ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Kill Them With Kindness

Written by: Michael Brandon

Performed by: Karen Morden as Nurse and gurgling patient, Jo Tilley as Chelsea and Holly Meechan as Chardonnay

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 2 – Aphorism Testing – Laughter is the best Medicine

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Kasper Michaels as Scientist 1, Holly Meechan as Scientist 2, Alex Marion as Keith, Karen Morden as Deirdre and Nick Hildred as Lewis

SFX from: Freesound.org: Secodn Body – Angry cat roo; Prometic – Cat angry hissing. Other fx from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Nomophobia

Written by: Kevin Hopgood

Performed by: Karen Morden as Esther, Jo Tilley as Lula, Alex Marion as Driver/Patient 1, Nick Hildred as Peter/Sound Man, Holly Meechan as Person on street, Kasper Michaels as French Cyclist, Dan Willis as Warden

SFX from: Freesound.org: lwdickens - room-tone-large-room-library, Samdrup – Parliament Square,; Audionautics – chainsaw cutting through flesh; "Train Passing, B.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

All others from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Grimm Fairy Tale

Written by: Martin Hyder and Phil Nice

Performed by: Martin Hyder as the Witch, Phil Nice as the Builder

SFX from: Freesound.org: Dobraide – soft marsh ambience; mshahen – Crashbox. Others from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes – Mary Mary

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: Music – Napoli authentic from SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 6 – Rover of the Yard

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Karen Morden as WPC Mollie, Alex Marion as Sgt Trubshaw, Nick Hildred as Rover of the Yard

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

END CREDITS - by Nick

 

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