RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 52.
INTRO – Star Wars
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Obi Wan, Nick Hildred as Luke and Alex Marion as Han and Chewy
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Huawei Way
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Claude and Evangeline 1
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Claude and Karen Morden as Evangeline
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Gritty Edgy Important
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Aiden, Phil Nice as Griff, Nick Hildred as Leon, Holly Meechan as ‘Corpse’ and Gemma Layton as Angela
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Claude and Evangeline 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Claude and Karen Morden as Evangeline
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Media Advdertising
Written by: Dan Willis
Performed by: Dan Willis as Ad Exec, Jo Tilley as Boardmember 1 and Nick Hildred as Boardmember 2
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Claude and Evangeline 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Claude and Karen Morden as Evangeline
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – Lime of Duty
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Voice Over Guy, Alex Marion as Angry Liverpudlian/Shouty Cockney, Gemma Layton as Laconic Brummie, Phil Nice as Grizzled Irishman
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 8 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Georgie Porgie
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer and Nick Hildred as Mad Jo Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 9 – Book Lovers
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Phil Nice as Chairman, Karen Morden as Shauna, Alex Marion as Ronald, Nick Hildred as Derek and Kasper Michaels as Paul.
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
END CREDITS -
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred
SFX from: Music as start
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 51.
INTRO – Improvised by Phil Nice
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Criminal Misinformation 1
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman, Jo Tilley as Lady Driver
SFX from: Freesound.org: Breviceps – road ambience passing cars. Rest from SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Would You Adam and Eve it
Written by: Martin Hyder and Phil Nice
Performed by: Martin Hyder as God, Phil Nice as Adam, Jo Tilley as Eve
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Criminal Misinformation 2
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman, Holly Meechan as Youth
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 4 – Aphorism Testing – If you’ve got your wealth
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Dan Willis as Scientist 1, Jo Tilley as Scientist 2, Karen Morden as Tamsin, Alex Marion as Pettigrew and Holly Meechan as Asafoetida
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Criminal Misinformation 3
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman, Holl
SFX from: Freesound.org: Breviceps – road ambience passing cars. Rest from SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 6 – Babysitter
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Suzannah, Alex Marion as Chris and Karen Morden as Jenny
SFX from: Freesound.org: Ferguido – steps on carpet; Jop9798 – footsteps on carpet; 4187appaloosa__caleb-gurgle2; Stevious 42 – baby laugh SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes – Mary Had a Little Lamb
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer and Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 8 – Rise of the Interns
Written by: Glory Lee
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Anchor, Holly Meechan as Chris the Intern, Karen Morden as Sharon,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
END CREDITS - by Nick.
POST CREDITS
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Policeman and Nick Hildred as Sergeant
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 50.
INTRO – Improvised by Alex Marion and Nick Hildred
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – A Flock of Zombies
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred (Voiceover guy), Alex Marion (Brian), Amy Holmes (Annie), Leni Pikrodafnis (TV News Anchor), Phil Whelans (Kurt), Karen Morden (Bird Lady)
SFX from: SoundDogs.com; glaneur-de-sons__pigeons-taking-off; beeproductive__pigeons-and-squabs: all from Freesound.org;
Music – Orchestral Suite; Scary Music – both from http://freesfx.co.uk
Reviews by: Varmints Podcast and Gamma Radio Podcast
SKETCH 2 In a World
Written by: Simon Littlefield
Performed by: Nick Hildred
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Reviews by: Ragbag Podcast and ABCD-Bagz
SKETCH 3 – Murder on the Orient Express (Rest of title withheld – spoiler alert!)
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred (Gravelly film guy), Phil Whelans (Hercules Poirot), Alex Marion (Urban Youth 1) , Marco Chiu (Urban Youth 2), Karen Morden (Dame Judy Dench)
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Reviews by: Murder Mile True Crime Podcast and Politics With Dummies
SKETCH 4 – Bill and Ted
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Tim Keeling (Voice Over guy), Alex Marion (Bill), Marco Chiu (Ted), Leni Pikrodafnis (Boss)
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, and Tomlija - photocopy machine - from Freesound.org
Music: Fast Lane from http://freesfx.co.uk
Reviews by: Comedy Geeks Sketch Podcast and Rough Giraffe
SKETCH 5 - Coriander Trailer
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Film Voice Guy, Karen Morden as Keira Knightly, Phil Whelans as Tom Hardy
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Music: Mozart’s 25thsymphony from http://freesfx.co.uk
Reviews by: Gravity Beard and Epic Film Guys
SKETCH 6 – Jonathan Livingstone Seagal
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Film Voiceover Guy, Phil Whelans as Jonathan Livingstone Seagal, Alex Marion as Arnie and Liam Neeson, Simon Littlefield as Bruce Willis and Dan Willis as Jason Statham.
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Reviews by: Sitcom Geeks and 2 Girls on a Bench
END CREDITS - Improvised by: Alex Marion and Nick Hildred
SFX from: Music as start
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 49.
INTRO – Improvised by Alex Marion
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Medical Students
Written by: Robert Mills
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Doctor, Alex Marion as Foster, Martin Hyder as Atkins and Phil Nice as Miller
SFX from: Freesound.org: lwdickens - room-tone-large-room-library; Others from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 2 – Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats 1
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Member Services
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Karen Morden as Becky, Nick Hildred as Steve, Alex Marion as Smith and Jo Tilley as Lana
SFX from: Freesound.org: CMorris – Thick bed cover sheet blanket ruffle. Other fx from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Blinding Date
Written by: Phil Nice and Martin Hyder
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Shirley, Karen Morden as Stella, Martin Hyder as Keith and Phil Nice as Dave
SFX from: Freesound.org: Yap Audio Production – British pub ambience; Kinoton – leather sofa sit down stand up. Others from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
END CREDITS - by Nick
POST CREDITS - Bullet Proof Vampire Piranha Bats Post Sig
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Chip, Karen Morden as Valerie and Nick Hildred as Schnitelwurst
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 48.
INTRO – Improvised by Martin Hyder
Music – ‘Kitchen Band’ and ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Kill Them With Kindness
Written by: Michael Brandon
Performed by: Karen Morden as Nurse and gurgling patient, Jo Tilley as Chelsea and Holly Meechan as Chardonnay
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Aphorism Testing – Laughter is the best Medicine
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Kasper Michaels as Scientist 1, Holly Meechan as Scientist 2, Alex Marion as Keith, Karen Morden as Deirdre and Nick Hildred as Lewis
SFX from: Freesound.org: Secodn Body – Angry cat roo; Prometic – Cat angry hissing. Other fx from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Nomophobia
Written by: Kevin Hopgood
Performed by: Karen Morden as Esther, Jo Tilley as Lula, Alex Marion as Driver/Patient 1, Nick Hildred as Peter/Sound Man, Holly Meechan as Person on street, Kasper Michaels as French Cyclist, Dan Willis as Warden
SFX from: Freesound.org: lwdickens - room-tone-large-room-library, Samdrup – Parliament Square,; Audionautics – chainsaw cutting through flesh; "Train Passing, B.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
All others from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Grimm Fairy Tale
Written by: Martin Hyder and Phil Nice
Performed by: Martin Hyder as the Witch, Phil Nice as the Builder
SFX from: Freesound.org: Dobraide – soft marsh ambience; mshahen – Crashbox. Others from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes – Mary Mary
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: Music – Napoli authentic from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Rover of the Yard
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Karen Morden as WPC Mollie, Alex Marion as Sgt Trubshaw, Nick Hildred as Rover of the Yard
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
END CREDITS - by Nick