Show Notes 43-47

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 46.

 INTRO – Nick’s garden got partially wrecked by his neighbour and a property developer, who sent men with chainsaws to destroy stuff, so Karen very kindly wrote this sketch to make him feel better about it.

Performed by: Nick Hildred as himself, Phil Whelans as advert voice over bloke, Karen Morden as ‘it stinks’ lady, Jo Tilley and Alex Marion as coughing people

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

Also – Bach ‘Air on a G-String’ by Bach from OrangeFreeSounds.com

 

SKETCH 1 – Bride-a-cide

Written by: Jo Tilley

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Kimmy, Karen Morden as Tiffany, Holly Meechan as Portia

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: Pan14 – foley footsteps deser boots

 

SKETCH 2 – Minimalism

Written by: Dan Willis

Performed by: Alex Marion as Voice Over, Dan Willis as Millennial, Jo Tilley, Nick Hildred, Karen Morden as satisfied customers

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Music: Super Sunday from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 3 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Pussy in the Well

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Vampire Health and Safety 1

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Health and Safety Guy, Kasper Michaels as Boris, Holly Meechan as Bella

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Aphorism Testing – Rolling Stone

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Nick Hildred as Scientist 1, Alex Marion as Scientist 2, Jo Tilley as Kate Moss

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 6 – Vampire Health and Safety 2

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Health and Safety Guy, Kasper Michaels as Waiter, Holly Meechan as Lepidoptera, Alex Marion as Vlad

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 7 – Little Piggies

Written by: Rachel E Thorn

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Dad, Jo Tilley as Mum

SFX from: SoundDogs.com and also from Freesound.org: Stevious42 – baby laughs, 4187 apaloosa – caleb gurgle

Music: CSN Media Music Box Lullaby from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 8 – Vampire Health and Safety 3

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Health and Safety Guy and Darren the Venetian Blinds buy, Kasper Michaels as Igor, Alex Marion as Dracula

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Plus from Freesound.org: Newagesoup - window blinds lower 02

Music -Hungarian Rhapsody 2 by Franz Lizst from http://freesfx.co.uk

 END CREDITS - By Nick

 

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 45.

 INTRO – By the team at ABCD Bagz podcast

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Crap Reporter 3

Written by: Martin Hyder and Phil Nice

Performed by: Phil Nice as Steven and Martin Hyder as Derek Waller

SFX from: SoundDogs.com,

 

SKETCH 2 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Baa Baa

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Jo Tilley as announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Chickens

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Anita, Holly Meechan as Mrs Archer, Phil Nice as Maths teacher, Karen Morden as History Teacher, Nick Hildred as Science Teacher, Phil Whelans as English Teacher. All of the above as children

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 4 – Radio Blah Blah

Written by: Jamie McLeish and Andrew Kirkwood

Performed by: Alex Marion as Constable and Karen Morden as Control

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – MooPoo

Written by: Karen Morden

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Presenter, Karen Morden as Farmer Gillian

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: Hitison – pouring soup in a metal pan

Music: Orchestral Suite 3 from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

 SKETCH 6 – ITDWAP 86 – Too Fast Sports

Written by: Elliot Stewart

Performed by: Alex Marion

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 7 – Pontefract

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Holly Meechan as Anne Tuttles, Nick Hildred as William Crossley, Alex Marion as Bob Patel, Dan Willis as Alf Lockwood, Kasper Michaels and Jo Tilley as random Councillors

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: LWDickens – room tone large room library

 END CREDITS - by Nick

 

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 44.

 INTRO – Improvised by Kasper Michaels

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – Aphorism Testing – Fight in the dog

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Scientist 1, Karen Morden as Scientist 2

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: TobiasKosmos – dog yelp, agfx – dog retriever fast panting

 

SKETCH 2 – Sue Peter 1

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Holly Meeachan as Susan, Nick Hildred as John and Alex Marion as Peter

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Hosts with the Most

Written by: Phil Nice and Martin Hyder

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Emma, Martin Hyder as Andy, Phil Nice as George and Karen Morden as Ingrid

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus lots of foley from me

Music: Just for Me from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 4 – Sue Peter 2

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Holly Meeachan as Susan, Nick Hildred as John and Alex Marion as Peter

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Sinister Nappy Mat

Written by: Alex de Gruchy

Performed by: Jo Tilley as mum, Karen Morden as nappy mat

SFX from: SoundDogs.com plus from Freesound.org: Stevious42 – baby laughs, 4187 apaloosa – caleb gurgle, ylearkisto – baby poops, Hitison – pouring soup in a metal pan

 

SKETCH 6 – Sue Peter 3

Written by: Alf Oldman

Performed by: Holly Meeachan as Susan, Nick Hildred as John and Alex Marion as Peter

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 7 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Humpty Dumpty

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Jo Tilley announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 8 – Mordor Lines

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Alex Marion as Ellis and Sauron, Phil Whelans as Barry the Orc, Karen Morden as Hobo and Gollum, Nick Hildred as Dan Galf

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 END CREDITS - by Nick

 

 

RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 43.

INTRO – Written by Nick Hildred

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Government bloke, Jo Tilley as reporter 1, Nick Hildred, Holly Meechan, Alex Marion, Kasper Michaels as other reporters

Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.

 

SKETCH 1 – 5thmonth Scan

Written by: Jo Tilley

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Dr, Phil Whelans as Dad, Karen Morden as Mum

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, and from Freesound.org: LWDickens – large room library ambience

 

SKETCH 2 – Best Seller

Written by: Alex Marion

Performed by: Alex Marion as Derek, Amy Holmes as Publisher, Phil Whelans as God

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 3 – Not For You

Written by: Nick Hildred

Performed by: Kasper Michaels

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Music: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky from http://freesfx.co.uk

 

SKETCH 4 – Antiques Roadshow

Written by: Sean Fee

Performed by: Jo Tilley as Henrietta, Alex Marion as punter, Karen Morden as Lucy, Phil Whelans as Edmund

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

 

SKETCH 5 – Sliced Bread

Written by: Phil Steel

Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Mr Fish, Nick Hildred as Mr Price, Alex Marion as Elder Mr Price

SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: LWDickens – room tone large room library

 

SKETCH 6 – Robbery Sketch

Written by: Saul Till

Performed by: Phil Whelans as Boss, Nick Hildred as Tats, Jo Tilley as Poundland staff member, Alex Marion/Holly Meechan as cowering victims

SFX from: SoundDogs.com

Music: Country music slow from Youtube sounds

 

END CREDITS - by Nick