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INTRO – Written by Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Host, Alex Marion as Ernesto, Karen Morden as Antonella.
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – New Cabinet
Written by: Phil Nice and Martin Hyder
Performed by: Karen Morden as PM, Nick Hildred as David, Phil Nice as Chris, Martin Hyder as Howard and Phil Whelans
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, from Freesound.org : Kinoton – leather sofa sit down stand up, Jop 9798 – footsteps on carpet
SKETCH 2 – Ship Building
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as Jed and Phil Whelans as Ted
SFX from: freesound.org : Yap Audio Production – British Pub ambience from
SKETCH 3 – Supermarket Quickie 1
Written by: Robert Mills
Performed by: Holly Meechan
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Birds and Bees Automated Service
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Dad, Karen Morden as Mum and Nick Hildred as Son
SFX from: Freesound.org : Kinoton – leather sofa sit down stand up. Others from SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Supermarket Quickie 2
Written by: Robert Mills
Performed by: Holly Meechan
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Question Time
Written by: Michael Monkhouse
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Presenter, Karen Morden as Knob
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – Supermarket Quickie 3
Written by: Robert Mills
Performed by: Holly Meechan
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 8 – Science Fair
Written by: Glory Lee
Performed by: Alex Marion as Mr Jenkins and Holly Meechan as Mrs Green
SFX from: Freesound.org: dheming – Burglar alarm, Lucky13ee – door, quattrostaggi – crowd on stairs, lwdickens - room-tone-large-room-library, others from SoundDogs.com
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RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 46.
INTRO – Nick’s garden got partially wrecked by his neighbour and a property developer, who sent men with chainsaws to destroy stuff, so Karen very kindly wrote this sketch to make him feel better about it.
Performed by: Nick Hildred as himself, Phil Whelans as advert voice over bloke, Karen Morden as ‘it stinks’ lady, Jo Tilley and Alex Marion as coughing people
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
Also – Bach ‘Air on a G-String’ by Bach from OrangeFreeSounds.com
SKETCH 1 – Bride-a-cide
Written by: Jo Tilley
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Kimmy, Karen Morden as Tiffany, Holly Meechan as Portia
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: Pan14 – foley footsteps deser boots
SKETCH 2 – Minimalism
Written by: Dan Willis
Performed by: Alex Marion as Voice Over, Dan Willis as Millennial, Jo Tilley, Nick Hildred, Karen Morden as satisfied customers
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Music: Super Sunday from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 3 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Pussy in the Well
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Vampire Health and Safety 1
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Health and Safety Guy, Kasper Michaels as Boris, Holly Meechan as Bella
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Aphorism Testing – Rolling Stone
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Scientist 1, Alex Marion as Scientist 2, Jo Tilley as Kate Moss
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Vampire Health and Safety 2
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Health and Safety Guy, Kasper Michaels as Waiter, Holly Meechan as Lepidoptera, Alex Marion as Vlad
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – Little Piggies
Written by: Rachel E Thorn
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Dad, Jo Tilley as Mum
SFX from: SoundDogs.com and also from Freesound.org: Stevious42 – baby laughs, 4187 apaloosa – caleb gurgle
Music: CSN Media Music Box Lullaby from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 8 – Vampire Health and Safety 3
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Health and Safety Guy and Darren the Venetian Blinds buy, Kasper Michaels as Igor, Alex Marion as Dracula
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Plus from Freesound.org: Newagesoup - window blinds lower 02
Music -Hungarian Rhapsody 2 by Franz Lizst from http://freesfx.co.uk
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INTRO – By the team at ABCD Bagz podcast
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Crap Reporter 3
Written by: Martin Hyder and Phil Nice
Performed by: Phil Nice as Steven and Martin Hyder as Derek Waller
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Baa Baa
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley as announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Chickens
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Anita, Holly Meechan as Mrs Archer, Phil Nice as Maths teacher, Karen Morden as History Teacher, Nick Hildred as Science Teacher, Phil Whelans as English Teacher. All of the above as children
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Radio Blah Blah
Written by: Jamie McLeish and Andrew Kirkwood
Performed by: Alex Marion as Constable and Karen Morden as Control
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – MooPoo
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Presenter, Karen Morden as Farmer Gillian
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: Hitison – pouring soup in a metal pan
Music: Orchestral Suite 3 from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 6 – ITDWAP 86 – Too Fast Sports
Written by: Elliot Stewart
Performed by: Alex Marion
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – Pontefract
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Anne Tuttles, Nick Hildred as William Crossley, Alex Marion as Bob Patel, Dan Willis as Alf Lockwood, Kasper Michaels and Jo Tilley as random Councillors
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: LWDickens – room tone large room library
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INTRO – Improvised by Kasper Michaels
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Aphorism Testing – Fight in the dog
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Scientist 1, Karen Morden as Scientist 2
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: TobiasKosmos – dog yelp, agfx – dog retriever fast panting
SKETCH 2 – Sue Peter 1
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Holly Meeachan as Susan, Nick Hildred as John and Alex Marion as Peter
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Hosts with the Most
Written by: Phil Nice and Martin Hyder
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Emma, Martin Hyder as Andy, Phil Nice as George and Karen Morden as Ingrid
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus lots of foley from me
Music: Just for Me from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 4 – Sue Peter 2
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Holly Meeachan as Susan, Nick Hildred as John and Alex Marion as Peter
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Sinister Nappy Mat
Written by: Alex de Gruchy
Performed by: Jo Tilley as mum, Karen Morden as nappy mat
SFX from: SoundDogs.com plus from Freesound.org: Stevious42 – baby laughs, 4187 apaloosa – caleb gurgle, ylearkisto – baby poops, Hitison – pouring soup in a metal pan
SKETCH 6 – Sue Peter 3
Written by: Alf Oldman
Performed by: Holly Meeachan as Susan, Nick Hildred as John and Alex Marion as Peter
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Humpty Dumpty
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 8 – Mordor Lines
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Ellis and Sauron, Phil Whelans as Barry the Orc, Karen Morden as Hobo and Gollum, Nick Hildred as Dan Galf
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
END CREDITS - by Nick
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 43.
INTRO – Written by Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Government bloke, Jo Tilley as reporter 1, Nick Hildred, Holly Meechan, Alex Marion, Kasper Michaels as other reporters
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – 5thmonth Scan
Written by: Jo Tilley
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Dr, Phil Whelans as Dad, Karen Morden as Mum
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, and from Freesound.org: LWDickens – large room library ambience
SKETCH 2 – Best Seller
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Derek, Amy Holmes as Publisher, Phil Whelans as God
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Not For You
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Music: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 4 – Antiques Roadshow
Written by: Sean Fee
Performed by: Jo Tilley as Henrietta, Alex Marion as punter, Karen Morden as Lucy, Phil Whelans as Edmund
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Sliced Bread
Written by: Phil Steel
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Mr Fish, Nick Hildred as Mr Price, Alex Marion as Elder Mr Price
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, plus from Freesound.org: LWDickens – room tone large room library
SKETCH 6 – Robbery Sketch
Written by: Saul Till
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Boss, Nick Hildred as Tats, Jo Tilley as Poundland staff member, Alex Marion/Holly Meechan as cowering victims
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
Music: Country music slow from Youtube sounds
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