The sketch comedy podcast that's a bop on the head with an inflatable mallet.
Episodes
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Poetical mafia bosses, straight talking padres who'll damn you to hell, angry football dads, insurance doctors who want to make you sicker and all the news from the future about a bloke called Tim... It can only be another cavalcade of whimsy from RtCSCP!
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
It's 12th Night, so your last chance to get a final dollop of Christmas cheer with a show packed full of perfect pressies, Mafia Christmas greetings, gritty police drama in Santa's Grotto, Edwardian ladies with surprises under their skirts, Xmasists and Christmas with Google Translate.
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
So this is Christmas and what have we done? We've packed a show with incompetent Kings, perfect pressies for overstressed mums, drunk Santas, baffled innkeepers and fistfuls of rootie-toot-toots and rummie-tum-tums. Merry Christmas to all...
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
We've got strange impressions, fat bastards, historians with bad energy, fools trying to see their GP and the nightmare scenario of what to do when the Luftwaffe unexpectedly come to tea. Yes, it's another cavalcade of foolishness!
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Monday Oct 28, 2019
Halloween Special: No scary clowns guaranteed! Yes, we've got spooky laughs galore with tired Devils, annoying aliens, bilious zombies and sinister children... but no scary clowns. Not one. Not even an ironic post-modern one.
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
This week we discover what happens when Police catering goes wrong, when historical figures play practical jokes, when you try to put a stitch in time, when the Mafia get poetical and what happens behind the doors of Sidcup World of Sheds!
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
What happens when keeping up with social media takes over your life? Is it really possible to get a 5 quid plane fare? What do the Mafia do to people they catch wearing a wire? Line Dancing - fun or lethal? And should Mary Poppins be allowed near kids? We've got the answers, so dive in now!
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Star Wars, Bizarre book lovers, the Huawei Way, bent coppers with drink problems, ad exec tossers, gritty film makers and Mafia nursery rhymes all jostle for attention this week. But the big question is, what the heck did Claude do to Evangeline? If you think you know, Tweet us @clownshq
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
We are 50! To celebrate, we've got 12 other podcast crews on the show! They're reviewing the films behind such film trailer sketches as Murder on the Orient Express Replacement Bus Service and Bill and Ted's Excel Adventure. Prepare for mayhem! Starring our usual cast plus these amazing Podcasters: Comedy Geeks, Rough Giraffe, Gamma Radio, Varmints, Murder Mile True Crime Podcast, Epic Film Guys, Gravity Beard, 2 Girls on a Bench, Sitcom Geeks, ABCD-Bagz, RagBag Podcast featuring Frank Burton, and Politics With Dummies.
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Download this podcast if you love: snotty beermats; thieving medical students; defrauding the National Trust and bullet proof vampire piranha bats. Yes, they exist! Be amused... be very amused!
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Is laughter the best medicine? We find out this week with 200cc’s of startled cats, Grimm fairy tales, footballers’ wives, Mafia nursery rhymes, phone phobias and crime fighting dogs. Yes, our public service ethos knows no bounds.
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
See the funny side of epigenetics experiments going wrong; idiotic gameshow contestants; finding out about the birds and the bees; forming a new Government; ship building for little people... and more in this irresponsible episode of RtCSCP.
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Vampire health and safety. Kate Moss versus a Rolling Stone. Little Piggies causing a domestic. Minimalism for millennials. Bridal base-jumping. A pussy in a well. This show makes no sense whatsoever, but it's a bucketful of laughs. Grab your Speedos and dive in!
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
The latest cow-based beauty product, competitive noughts and crosses, chicken mad kids, poetic mafiosi, phonetically challenged cops, grizzled journos and liquorice eating Yorkshire folk jostle for position in this week's jumble of nonsense.
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Uneven dog fights, sinister nappy mats, Mafia nursery rhymes, coffee enemas, unlucky TV presenters and the latest scourge in Mordor. What other show in the world packs so much nonsense into so little time? No other show! We are the champions of silliness!
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
The wonders of time travel, God's exciting new book, a surprising antique, a disappointing robbery, an incredibly detailed baby scan, and a unique once in a lifetime offer that's not for you. It's all wrapped up in our April Fool's Day bundle of fun!
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
How do you get rid of a sofa-surfing superhero? Were Medieval peasants passionate about their work? Intonation Blindness - real or nonsense? Did the Victorians know anything about anything? Why do babies dribble and fall over so much? Can these skills be put to good use? And do we really need to be told that hot tea 'might be hot'? Answers please!
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Are you ready for your childhood annual appraisal? Want to complain about drab nurses? Meet a demi-goddess? Find out what's happening in aisle 4? Or hire a crack team of stereotypical Yorkshire folk? Then pop the kettle on, settle down and get stuck in... Champion!
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
This week we're overrun with action hero seagulls, Aztec PR teams trying to spin ritual sacrifice, kids demanding orange crayons, disgruntled office workers and elderly sleuths trying to explain their theories. Rhyme and reason? Overrated!
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Monday Jan 07, 2019
It's a second helping of Christmas with an extra dollop of New Year as we answer the BIG questions: What do you get for someone who has everything? Is Dim Towelling's tortoise a ghost? Can we have jelly AND ice cream? And is Donald Trump The Jabberwocky?