Poetical mafia bosses, straight talking padres who'll damn you to hell, angry football dads, insurance doctors who want to make you sicker and all the news from the future about a bloke called Tim... It can only be another cavalcade of whimsy from RtCSCP!
It's 12th Night, so your last chance to get a final dollop of Christmas cheer with a show packed full of perfect pressies, Mafia Christmas greetings, gritty police drama in Santa's Grotto, Edwardian ladies with surprises under their skirts, Xmasists and Christmas with Google Translate.
So this is Christmas and what have we done? We've packed a show with incompetent Kings, perfect pressies for overstressed mums, drunk Santas, baffled innkeepers and fistfuls of rootie-toot-toots and rummie-tum-tums. Merry Christmas to all...
We've got strange impressions, fat bastards, historians with bad energy, fools trying to see their GP and the nightmare scenario of what to do when the Luftwaffe unexpectedly come to tea. Yes, it's another cavalcade of foolishness!
Halloween Special: No scary clowns guaranteed! Yes, we've got spooky laughs galore with tired Devils, annoying aliens, bilious zombies and sinister children... but no scary clowns. Not one. Not even an ironic post-modern one.
This week we discover what happens when Police catering goes wrong, when historical figures play practical jokes, when you try to put a stitch in time, when the Mafia get poetical and what happens behind the doors of Sidcup World of Sheds!
What happens when keeping up with social media takes over your life? Is it really possible to get a 5 quid plane fare? What do the Mafia do to people they catch wearing a wire? Line Dancing - fun or lethal? And should Mary Poppins be allowed near kids? We've got the answers, so dive in now!
Star Wars, Bizarre book lovers, the Huawei Way, bent coppers with drink problems, ad exec tossers, gritty film makers and Mafia nursery rhymes all jostle for attention this week. But the big question is, what the heck did Claude do to Evangeline? If you think you know, Tweet us @clownshq
We are 50! To celebrate, we've got 12 other podcast crews on the show! They're reviewing the films behind such film trailer sketches as Murder on the Orient Express Replacement Bus Service and Bill and Ted's Excel Adventure. Prepare for mayhem! Starring our usual cast plus these amazing Podcasters: Comedy Geeks, Rough Giraffe, Gamma Radio, Varmints, Murder Mile True Crime Podcast, Epic Film Guys, Gravity Beard, 2 Girls on a Bench, Sitcom Geeks, ABCD-Bagz, RagBag Podcast featuring Frank Burton, and Politics With Dummies.
Download this podcast if you love: snotty beermats; thieving medical students; defrauding the National Trust and bullet proof vampire piranha bats. Yes, they exist! Be amused... be very amused!
Is laughter the best medicine? We find out this week with 200cc’s of startled cats, Grimm fairy tales, footballers’ wives, Mafia nursery rhymes, phone phobias and crime fighting dogs. Yes, our public service ethos knows no bounds.
See the funny side of epigenetics experiments going wrong; idiotic gameshow contestants; finding out about the birds and the bees; forming a new Government; ship building for little people... and more in this irresponsible episode of RtCSCP.
Vampire health and safety. Kate Moss versus a Rolling Stone. Little Piggies causing a domestic. Minimalism for millennials. Bridal base-jumping. A pussy in a well. This show makes no sense whatsoever, but it's a bucketful of laughs. Grab your Speedos and dive in!
The latest cow-based beauty product, competitive noughts and crosses, chicken mad kids, poetic mafiosi, phonetically challenged cops, grizzled journos and liquorice eating Yorkshire folk jostle for position in this week's jumble of nonsense.
Uneven dog fights, sinister nappy mats, Mafia nursery rhymes, coffee enemas, unlucky TV presenters and the latest scourge in Mordor. What other show in the world packs so much nonsense into so little time? No other show! We are the champions of silliness!
The wonders of time travel, God's exciting new book, a surprising antique, a disappointing robbery, an incredibly detailed baby scan, and a unique once in a lifetime offer that's not for you. It's all wrapped up in our April Fool's Day bundle of fun!
How do you get rid of a sofa-surfing superhero? Were Medieval peasants passionate about their work? Intonation Blindness - real or nonsense? Did the Victorians know anything about anything? Why do babies dribble and fall over so much? Can these skills be put to good use? And do we really need to be told that hot tea 'might be hot'? Answers please!
Are you ready for your childhood annual appraisal? Want to complain about drab nurses? Meet a demi-goddess? Find out what's happening in aisle 4? Or hire a crack team of stereotypical Yorkshire folk? Then pop the kettle on, settle down and get stuck in... Champion!
This week we're overrun with action hero seagulls, Aztec PR teams trying to spin ritual sacrifice, kids demanding orange crayons, disgruntled office workers and elderly sleuths trying to explain their theories. Rhyme and reason? Overrated!
It's a second helping of Christmas with an extra dollop of New Year as we answer the BIG questions: What do you get for someone who has everything? Is Dim Towelling's tortoise a ghost? Can we have jelly AND ice cream? And is Donald Trump The Jabberwocky?
