The sketch comedy podcast that's a bop on the head with an inflatable mallet.
Episodes
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
What happens when spells go wrong? Was St Patrick Welsh? Which is worse - FOMO or MOFO? Does a flame that burns twice as brightly burn half as long? Marlon Brando? And are kids really the future? Does this show answer any of these questions? You decide!
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
This week we discover what happens when Police catering goes wrong, when historical figures play practical jokes, when you try to put a stitch in time, when the Mafia get poetical and what happens behind the doors of Sidcup World of Sheds!
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Criminal masterminds and copper's narks abound in our law and order special. From Dogtectives to Poundland robbers, we tickle the underbelly of crime to make it laugh until it goes straight.
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
From Gerbil maternity wards to Edwardian maladies, this show gathers the very best of our health sketches and puts them in a bed for you to visit. They say laughter is the best medicine... let's see if they're right.
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Star Wars, Bizarre book lovers, the Huawei Way, bent coppers with drink problems, ad exec tossers, gritty film makers and Mafia nursery rhymes all jostle for attention this week. But the big question is, what the heck did Claude do to Evangeline? If you think you know, Tweet us @clownshq
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Dog-obsessed babysitters, Mafia sheep, God breaking Adam's ribs, over-zealous policemen, stupidly wealthy gym bunnies and interns taking over the world... it's just another normal, humdrum week at ClownsHQ.
And if you've got a mo', we'd love it if you could go to www.podcastawards.com and vote for us in the Comedy and People's Choice Award categories. That way we can share the silliness with even more people. Thanks!
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
We are 50! To celebrate, we've got 12 other podcast crews on the show! They're reviewing the films behind such film trailer sketches as Murder on the Orient Express Replacement Bus Service and Bill and Ted's Excel Adventure. Prepare for mayhem! Starring our usual cast plus these amazing Podcasters: Comedy Geeks, Rough Giraffe, Gamma Radio, Varmints, Murder Mile True Crime Podcast, Epic Film Guys, Gravity Beard, 2 Girls on a Bench, Sitcom Geeks, ABCD-Bagz, RagBag Podcast featuring Frank Burton, and Politics With Dummies.
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Download this podcast if you love: snotty beermats; thieving medical students; defrauding the National Trust and bullet proof vampire piranha bats. Yes, they exist! Be amused... be very amused!
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Is laughter the best medicine? We find out this week with 200cc’s of startled cats, Grimm fairy tales, footballers’ wives, Mafia nursery rhymes, phone phobias and crime fighting dogs. Yes, our public service ethos knows no bounds.
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
See the funny side of epigenetics experiments going wrong; idiotic gameshow contestants; finding out about the birds and the bees; forming a new Government; ship building for little people... and more in this irresponsible episode of RtCSCP.
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
The latest cow-based beauty product, competitive noughts and crosses, chicken mad kids, poetic mafiosi, phonetically challenged cops, grizzled journos and liquorice eating Yorkshire folk jostle for position in this week's jumble of nonsense.
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Uneven dog fights, sinister nappy mats, Mafia nursery rhymes, coffee enemas, unlucky TV presenters and the latest scourge in Mordor. What other show in the world packs so much nonsense into so little time? No other show! We are the champions of silliness!
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
The wonders of time travel, God's exciting new book, a surprising antique, a disappointing robbery, an incredibly detailed baby scan, and a unique once in a lifetime offer that's not for you. It's all wrapped up in our April Fool's Day bundle of fun!
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
We had a vote and these were the issues YOU wanted us to solve: marriage guidance counselling for vampires; anti-birdite protests in Somerset; the Emperor Caligula on holiday at Centre Parks; classically trained actresses VS chimps; sword size and how it affected medieval knights. We live to serve.
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
How do you get rid of a sofa-surfing superhero? Were Medieval peasants passionate about their work? Intonation Blindness - real or nonsense? Did the Victorians know anything about anything? Why do babies dribble and fall over so much? Can these skills be put to good use? And do we really need to be told that hot tea 'might be hot'? Answers please!
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Life begins at 40, so let's get living with or 40th episode! This week we've got a psychotic kitty up a tree, bickering robbers, piratical verbiage, dodgy amateur dramatics, a supply teacher in a school for insects and a heroic quest for fresh coriander. Yes, 40 is the new 39.
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Are you ready for your childhood annual appraisal? Want to complain about drab nurses? Meet a demi-goddess? Find out what's happening in aisle 4? Or hire a crack team of stereotypical Yorkshire folk? Then pop the kettle on, settle down and get stuck in... Champion!
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
This week we're overrun with action hero seagulls, Aztec PR teams trying to spin ritual sacrifice, kids demanding orange crayons, disgruntled office workers and elderly sleuths trying to explain their theories. Rhyme and reason? Overrated!
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Monday Jan 07, 2019
It's a second helping of Christmas with an extra dollop of New Year as we answer the BIG questions: What do you get for someone who has everything? Is Dim Towelling's tortoise a ghost? Can we have jelly AND ice cream? And is Donald Trump The Jabberwocky?
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Christmas Special Part 1: We gear up for a fake Christmas as Santa goes to the doctor, we put up and turn on the fairy lights, we catch a Christmas disorder, go loco with a tortoise and Jesus Mitchell saves the Eastenders Christmas! Ho ho ho! And a big Merry Christmas to you all.