The sketch comedy podcast that's a bop on the head with an inflatable mallet.
Episodes
Monday Mar 02, 2020
Monday Mar 02, 2020
Gormless coppers, WOKE criminals, annoying people you meet at parties, misleading nurses, self-diagnosing psychiatric patients and a somewhat disgruntled Hobbit all fight it out for the spotlight this week. Is this show silly? You betcha!
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Relax with Psychiatrist Pete and discover how to whistle again, solve kitchen nightmares, calm people in a nosediving plane, nail job interviews, run comedy scientific experiments and get to heaven. It's a public service we're offering here, I tells ya!
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Poetical mafia bosses, straight talking padres who'll damn you to hell, angry football dads, insurance doctors who want to make you sicker and all the news from the future about a bloke called Tim... It can only be another cavalcade of whimsy from RtCSCP!
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
It's 12th Night, so your last chance to get a final dollop of Christmas cheer with a show packed full of perfect pressies, Mafia Christmas greetings, gritty police drama in Santa's Grotto, Edwardian ladies with surprises under their skirts, Xmasists and Christmas with Google Translate.
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
So this is Christmas and what have we done? We've packed a show with incompetent Kings, perfect pressies for overstressed mums, drunk Santas, baffled innkeepers and fistfuls of rootie-toot-toots and rummie-tum-tums. Merry Christmas to all...
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
We've got strange impressions, fat bastards, historians with bad energy, fools trying to see their GP and the nightmare scenario of what to do when the Luftwaffe unexpectedly come to tea. Yes, it's another cavalcade of foolishness!
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Barnaby Edwards (Dalek and acting legend) joins the team to celebrate the start of Season 3! Yes, we're starting a new year of fun, foolishness and occasional bafflement with a right corker. It's packed with culinarily challenged Greek Heroes, celebs doing brain surgery, protesters with duck tape, Banksy getting kidnapped, incompetent sports commentators... and the Sound of Music.
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
We get playful with Shakespeare, Cyclonic with Wagner and we have a U2 moment with Bono. But only after crossing Niagara Falls, listening to train announcements and debating the problem of office pets. To coin a phrase, it's a packed programme!
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
What happens when spells go wrong? Was St Patrick Welsh? Which is worse - FOMO or MOFO? Does a flame that burns twice as brightly burn half as long? Marlon Brando? And are kids really the future? Does this show answer any of these questions? You decide!
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
This week we discover what happens when Police catering goes wrong, when historical figures play practical jokes, when you try to put a stitch in time, when the Mafia get poetical and what happens behind the doors of Sidcup World of Sheds!
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
What happens when keeping up with social media takes over your life? Is it really possible to get a 5 quid plane fare? What do the Mafia do to people they catch wearing a wire? Line Dancing - fun or lethal? And should Mary Poppins be allowed near kids? We've got the answers, so dive in now!
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Criminal masterminds and copper's narks abound in our law and order special. From Dogtectives to Poundland robbers, we tickle the underbelly of crime to make it laugh until it goes straight.
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
From Gerbil maternity wards to Edwardian maladies, this show gathers the very best of our health sketches and puts them in a bed for you to visit. They say laughter is the best medicine... let's see if they're right.
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Star Wars, Bizarre book lovers, the Huawei Way, bent coppers with drink problems, ad exec tossers, gritty film makers and Mafia nursery rhymes all jostle for attention this week. But the big question is, what the heck did Claude do to Evangeline? If you think you know, Tweet us @clownshq
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Dog-obsessed babysitters, Mafia sheep, God breaking Adam's ribs, over-zealous policemen, stupidly wealthy gym bunnies and interns taking over the world... it's just another normal, humdrum week at ClownsHQ.
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Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
We are 50! To celebrate, we've got 12 other podcast crews on the show! They're reviewing the films behind such film trailer sketches as Murder on the Orient Express Replacement Bus Service and Bill and Ted's Excel Adventure. Prepare for mayhem! Starring our usual cast plus these amazing Podcasters: Comedy Geeks, Rough Giraffe, Gamma Radio, Varmints, Murder Mile True Crime Podcast, Epic Film Guys, Gravity Beard, 2 Girls on a Bench, Sitcom Geeks, ABCD-Bagz, RagBag Podcast featuring Frank Burton, and Politics With Dummies.
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Download this podcast if you love: snotty beermats; thieving medical students; defrauding the National Trust and bullet proof vampire piranha bats. Yes, they exist! Be amused... be very amused!
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Is laughter the best medicine? We find out this week with 200cc’s of startled cats, Grimm fairy tales, footballers’ wives, Mafia nursery rhymes, phone phobias and crime fighting dogs. Yes, our public service ethos knows no bounds.
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
See the funny side of epigenetics experiments going wrong; idiotic gameshow contestants; finding out about the birds and the bees; forming a new Government; ship building for little people... and more in this irresponsible episode of RtCSCP.
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Vampire health and safety. Kate Moss versus a Rolling Stone. Little Piggies causing a domestic. Minimalism for millennials. Bridal base-jumping. A pussy in a well. This show makes no sense whatsoever, but it's a bucketful of laughs. Grab your Speedos and dive in!