The sketch comedy podcast that's a bop on the head with an inflatable mallet.
Episodes
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Poetical mafia bosses, straight talking padres who'll damn you to hell, angry football dads, insurance doctors who want to make you sicker and all the news from the future about a bloke called Tim... It can only be another cavalcade of whimsy from RtCSCP!
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
It's 12th Night, so your last chance to get a final dollop of Christmas cheer with a show packed full of perfect pressies, Mafia Christmas greetings, gritty police drama in Santa's Grotto, Edwardian ladies with surprises under their skirts, Xmasists and Christmas with Google Translate.
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
We've got strange impressions, fat bastards, historians with bad energy, fools trying to see their GP and the nightmare scenario of what to do when the Luftwaffe unexpectedly come to tea. Yes, it's another cavalcade of foolishness!
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
We get playful with Shakespeare, Cyclonic with Wagner and we have a U2 moment with Bono. But only after crossing Niagara Falls, listening to train announcements and debating the problem of office pets. To coin a phrase, it's a packed programme!
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
This week we discover what happens when Police catering goes wrong, when historical figures play practical jokes, when you try to put a stitch in time, when the Mafia get poetical and what happens behind the doors of Sidcup World of Sheds!
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
What happens when keeping up with social media takes over your life? Is it really possible to get a 5 quid plane fare? What do the Mafia do to people they catch wearing a wire? Line Dancing - fun or lethal? And should Mary Poppins be allowed near kids? We've got the answers, so dive in now!
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
From Gerbil maternity wards to Edwardian maladies, this show gathers the very best of our health sketches and puts them in a bed for you to visit. They say laughter is the best medicine... let's see if they're right.
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Dog-obsessed babysitters, Mafia sheep, God breaking Adam's ribs, over-zealous policemen, stupidly wealthy gym bunnies and interns taking over the world... it's just another normal, humdrum week at ClownsHQ.
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Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
The latest cow-based beauty product, competitive noughts and crosses, chicken mad kids, poetic mafiosi, phonetically challenged cops, grizzled journos and liquorice eating Yorkshire folk jostle for position in this week's jumble of nonsense.
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Uneven dog fights, sinister nappy mats, Mafia nursery rhymes, coffee enemas, unlucky TV presenters and the latest scourge in Mordor. What other show in the world packs so much nonsense into so little time? No other show! We are the champions of silliness!
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
The wonders of time travel, God's exciting new book, a surprising antique, a disappointing robbery, an incredibly detailed baby scan, and a unique once in a lifetime offer that's not for you. It's all wrapped up in our April Fool's Day bundle of fun!
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
How do you get rid of a sofa-surfing superhero? Were Medieval peasants passionate about their work? Intonation Blindness - real or nonsense? Did the Victorians know anything about anything? Why do babies dribble and fall over so much? Can these skills be put to good use? And do we really need to be told that hot tea 'might be hot'? Answers please!
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Life begins at 40, so let's get living with or 40th episode! This week we've got a psychotic kitty up a tree, bickering robbers, piratical verbiage, dodgy amateur dramatics, a supply teacher in a school for insects and a heroic quest for fresh coriander. Yes, 40 is the new 39.
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Are you ready for your childhood annual appraisal? Want to complain about drab nurses? Meet a demi-goddess? Find out what's happening in aisle 4? Or hire a crack team of stereotypical Yorkshire folk? Then pop the kettle on, settle down and get stuck in... Champion!
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
This week we're overrun with action hero seagulls, Aztec PR teams trying to spin ritual sacrifice, kids demanding orange crayons, disgruntled office workers and elderly sleuths trying to explain their theories. Rhyme and reason? Overrated!
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Christmas Special Part 1: We gear up for a fake Christmas as Santa goes to the doctor, we put up and turn on the fairy lights, we catch a Christmas disorder, go loco with a tortoise and Jesus Mitchell saves the Eastenders Christmas! Ho ho ho! And a big Merry Christmas to you all.
Monday Dec 10, 2018
Monday Dec 10, 2018
Join our quest for laughs this week! Can you endure the terrors of automated phone calls? Will you go toe to toe with Germaine Greer in the French version of Woman's Hour? Or survive the mighty Kraken and tea with elderly parents? All for National Trust membership and a kiss from Sweet Sally Wainwright of Mafeking Terrace, 13B above the sweet shop?
Monday Nov 26, 2018
Monday Nov 26, 2018
Season 2 of Duluth's favourite sketch comedy podcast has landed! It's stuffed with handy tips on how to: help lighthouse keepers chill out with elephants, pitch terrible movie ideas, catch killers, create Dada-esque movie trailers, take thought showers and create an abyss of madness in your garden. What a way to celebrate our first birthday and kick off season 2!
Monday Oct 15, 2018
Monday Oct 15, 2018
Ever wanted to go to a fantasy realm for a stag do? Or cycle with Edwardian ladies, rob a bank, blow up an asteroid, or cast spells to defeat the armies of evil? You can do all that and more in this week's mind boggling sketch comedy podcast! This week with added dogs. Yes, we guarantee 100% more dogs in this episode than last week's. But no cats. If you want cats, download episodes 1 and 7. For gerbils, you want episode 14, for zombie pigeons, episode 21.
Monday Oct 01, 2018
Monday Oct 01, 2018
This week we invited film legend Brian De Palma to direct our comedy sketch podcast and boy, what a show we've got! We wrap up warm for a polar expedition, undergo a medical 'procedure', pay our respects to a deceased kleptomaniac, invade other people's personal space, get away with murder and have a prostate exam. Typical week, really...