RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 67 – Science Fiction Special.
This week’s show is a compilation special focussing on Sci-fi. Sketches are taken from across the history of Release The Clowns, so you’ll find the details for the sketches in the original shows they came from.
RELEASE THE CLOWNS TAKING OVER THE WORLD SPECIAL.
SKETCHES – Taking Over The World 1 and 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice (Number 5), Nick Hildred (Number 1), Verity Softly (Number 4), Simon Edwards (Number 3)
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 66.
INTRO – Coming Home
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Holly Meechan as Melissa, Barnaby Edwards as Hugo
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Relax
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Psychiatrist Pete, Phil Nice as Bertram
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Kinoton – leather sofa sit down stand up from Freesound.org
SKETCH 2 – Just The Job
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Amy Holmes as Interviewer, Karen Morden as Denise
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Nightwatcher 98 – Office Ambience from Freesound.org
SKETCH 3 – Padre 3
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as the Padre, Kasper Michaels as Captain, Alex Marion, Dan Willis, Nick Hildred, Karen Morden, Kasper as passengers
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Kitchen Nightmares
Written by: Dan Willis
Performed by: Dan Willis as Gordon Ramsay, Nick Hildred as Gabby
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, LW Dickens – Large room tone library from Freesound.org
SKETCH 5 – Aphorism Testing – He who laughs last
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Martin Hyder as Announcer, Gemma Layton as Scientist 1, Holly Meechan as Scientist 2, Kasper Michaels and Phil Nice as Dave and Bob
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Padre 4
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as the Padre, Nick Hildred as St Peter
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 65.
INTRO – Levels
Improvised by Nick Hildred, Alex Marion, Kasper Michaels
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Padre 1
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as the Padre, Alex Marion as Doctor, Karen Morden as Mum, Kasper Michaels as Husband, Alex Marion and Nick Hildred as family members
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Mafia Nursery Rhymes Little Bo Peep
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Jo Tilley as announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Tounchline Dad
Written by: Phil Nice
Performed by: Phil Nice as Dad, Nick Hildred as Ref, Dan Willis as Ugly kid, Alex Marion as son/spectator, Kaser Michaels as Manager, Karen Morden/Nick Hildred as appalled spectators
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Kyster – Younglings soccer match from Freesound.org
SKETCH 4 – Insurance Doctor
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Amy Holmes as Kirsty, Karen Morden as Doctor, Phil Whelans as male patient
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Tim News
Written by: Glory Lee
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Radio Presenter, Dan Willis as Tim, Holly Meechan as Naughty French Au Pair, Nick Hildred as Ad voice 1/Boot Camp Sarge, Banaby Edwards as Gram Gram/Ad voice 2
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Padre 2
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Nice as the Padre, Dan Willis as Mr Phillips, Karen Morden as Florence
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Jop9798 – footsteps on a carpet, Kinoton – leather sofa sit down get up (both from Freesound.org)
POST CREDITS
Improvised by: Nick Hildred, Alex Marion, Kasper Michaels
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 64.
INTRO – Improvised by Nick Hildred and Alex Marion
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Maladies 6
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Amy Holmes as Gwendoline, Karen Morden as Euphemia, Kasper Michaels as Pepe
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
SKETCH 2 – Glossed in Translation 1
Written by: Michael Monkhouse
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer, Alex Marion as Foreigner 1
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Xmasists
Written by: Dan Willis
Performed by: Alex Marion as VO, Nick Hildred as interviewee 1, Phil Whelans as Interviewee 2, Karen Morden as Interviewee 3,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Glossed in Translation 2
Written by: Michael Monkhouse
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer, Karen Morden as Foreigner 2
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Maladies 7
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Pelham, Nick Hildred as Carruthers, Amy Holmes as Gwendoline, Karen Morden as Euphemia, Kasper Michaels as Pepe
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Moosgravy – distant shotgun from Freesound.org
SKETCH 6 – Glossed in Translation 3
Written by: Michael Monkhouse
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Announcer, Amy Holmes as Foreigner 3
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 7 – The Perfect Present
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Male VO, Karen Morden as Female VO
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 8 – Mafia Nursery Rhyme Christmas
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Karen Morden as announcer, Nick Hildred as Mad Joe Santini
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 9 – In The Grotto
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as DI Spencer, Nick Hildred as DS Baker, Amy Holmes as Alice/Chief, Karen Morden as Mother/Armed Offcicer, Phil Whelans as Pickering/Jacob/Dad
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Deck The Halls from http://freesfx.co.uk, Caly06 - Toy Store Ambience, Kyles – outlet Department store, Tomchikrec – dress shoes, Eneasz – wooden door smash open (all from Freesound.org)
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 63.
INTRO – Drunk Santa
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Santa, Alex Marion as Kevin
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Room At The Inn
Written by: Michael Brandon
Performed by: Alex Marion as Joseph, Amy Holmes as Mary, Phil Whelans as Innkeeper
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Kangaroovindaloo – Desert at night
SKETCH 2 – Xmas Continuity 1
Written by: Robert Mills
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Knockabout Kings 1
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Vaudeville MC, Nick Hildred as Melchior, Kasper Michaels as Casper, Alex Marion as Balthazar
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Diabolical Disintegrating Death Ray Christmas
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as VO guy, Amy Holmes as Nan, Karen Morden as Mum, Phil Whelans as Kid, Alex Marion as Dad
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Xmas Continuity 2
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – Knockabout Kings 2
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Vaudeville MC, Nick Hildred as Melchior, Kasper Michaels as Casper, Alex Marion as Balthazar
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Marty Pinso – Silence Desert, Kangaroovindaloo – Spinifex wind (both from Freesound.org)
SKETCH 7 – House of Dracula Christmas
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Dracula, Karen Morden as Hell Bride Maggie, Phil Whelans as Choirmaster, Phil, Alex, Gemma, Holly, Karen, Nick as singers,
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Promete – angry cat hissing from Freesound.org
SKETCH 8 – Xmas Continuity 3
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 9 – Criminal Crimble
Written by: Michael Brandon
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Boss, Kasper Michaels as Gangster 1, Alex Marion as Elfie, Nick Hildred as Gangster 2
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, M Sahen Crushbox, Pa Fischer – Scissors, LW Dickens – Room tine large room library (all from Freesound.org)
SKETCH 10 - Knockabout Kings 3
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Phil Whelans as Vaudeville MC, Nick Hildred as Melchior, Kasper Michaels as Casper, Alex Marion as Balthazar
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Kangaroovindaloo – Desert at night, Toefur – pick up suitcase (both from freesound.org)
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 62.
INTRO – Firing Intro
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Boss, Karen Morden as Intangible Asset Lady, Kasper Michaels as Sack Little People bloke, Dan Willis as That was my Idea Guy, Alex Marion as Background Exec
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – GP Appointment
Written by: Karen Morden
Performed by: Alex Marion as Alex, Karen Morden as Receptionist
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Tomchikrec – dress shoes approach from Freesound.org
SKETCH 2 – Fat Bastards Anonymous
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Announcer, Nick Hildred as Alf Buckle, Holly Meechan as Deirdre Buckle/Fat Bastard 2, Alex Marion as Fat Bastard 1, Phil Whelans as Random Fat Bastard
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Music: Fashion Finale from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 3 – Impressive
Written by: Michael Monkhouse
Performed by: Kasper Michaels as Dick, Phil Nice as Tom
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Yap Audio – British Pub Ambience from Freesound.org
SKETCH 4 – Histeria
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion as Presenter, Amy Holmes as Professor Tache
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Music: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy from http://freesfx.co.uk
SKETCH 5 – The Few
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Squadron Leader, Phil Nice as Biffy, Alex Marion as Pongo, Kasper Michaels as Yank
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
POST CREDITS
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Nick Hildred as Squadron Leader, Alex Marion as Pongo
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, Toefur – pick up suitcase from Freesound.org
RELEASE THE CLOWNS EPISODE 61 – The Barnaby Edwards Special.
INTRO – Hello Dalek
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Alex Marion, Nick Hildred, Gemma Layton, Holly Meechan, Dan Willis, Barnaby Edwards
SFX from: SoundDogs.com,
Music – ‘My Adventures’, purchased from SoundDogs.
SKETCH 1 – Arms Trade Banksy
Written by: Alex de Gruchy
Performed by: Alex Marion as Mr Splish, Kasper Michaels as Banksy, Nick Hildred as Mongo
SFX from: SoundDogs.com, LW Dickens – room tone large library, Kinoton – leather sofa get up sit down, Duck Duck Pony – weapons gun holster (all from Freesound.org)
SKETCH 2 – Doe a Deer
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Alex Marion as Announcer, Gemma Layton as Maria, Phil Whelans kid 1, Holly Meechan Kid 2, Barnaby Edwards Kid 3
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 3 – Duck Tape
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Barnaby Edwards as Peter Smith, Holly Meechan as Jan Davis
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 4 – Incompetent Sports Commentator
Written by: Phil Nice
Performed by: Phil Nice
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 5 – Celebrities Are Better Than You
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Dan Willis as Announcer, Holly Meechan as Brandii, Phil Whelans as Sir William, Barnaby Edwards as Professor Andrews
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
SKETCH 6 – A Feast Fit For Heroes
Written by: Alex Marion
Performed by: Gemma Layton as Helena, Barnaby Edwards as Diomedes, Alex Marion as Ajax, Dan Willis as Achilles
SFX from: SoundDogs.com
POST CREDITS
Written by: Nick Hildred
Performed by: Barnaby Edwards
SFX from: SoundDogs.com